The first love of my life was my babysitter. She saved my life when I was choking once and after that I loved her. Don’t doubt your feelings.
No, lo sai che cosa ho fatto? Mi sono preso questo manualino del tipo “Impara l’HTML”, che è un codice internet molto semplice che posso usare sul mio computer, dopodichè ho detto ai tipi che ci fanno il sito: dammi il disco su cui sta il nostro sito. Poi lì’ho rotto e non sono riuscito ad aggiustarlo, per cui ho scritto sul sito: ‘non venite qui perchè il sito è una merda’. Poi ho cominciato a scriverci i miei commenti su tutti i festivals. Ma presto ci sarà un website fantastico a cui stanno lavorando tutti i miei amici su in Inghilterra, con effetti optical a spirale che ti fanno uno strano effetto agli occhi!
Perché questo particolare enorme ragno, miei amici, è arte. Lo è perlomeno per le centinaia di turisti per pubblicizzare dirigenti e singoli tizi in pasto agli squali, qui nel nuovo impero artistico a Londra, il Tate Modern. Per Matt, comunque, questa è guerra. “Odio i ragni.” Trema, dando un occhiata paurosa all’enorme insetto metallico. “Li odio perché sono superiori. I ragni sono gli unici animali sul nostro pianeta che hanno viaggiato di più nello spazio rispetto a noi. Vanno in una animazione sospesa, e sono abili a stare in uno stato di eternità fino a che non raggiungono la giusta condizione. Poi -bam!- ritornano in vita.”
“Loro galleggiano e basta!” grida, con gli occhi frustrati dal terrore. “Galleggiano nell’aria circostante. Loro sono minuscoli, pensa! Minuscoli! Così piccoli che non puoi vederli ad occhio nudo. C’è una teoria che noi ci siamo evoluti dai ragni, veramente. Sono atterrati da una cometa, su questo pianeta, ed è così che la vita è iniziata sulla terra.”
Matt: “If you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose batman, superman or wonder woman?”
Chris: “Batman.”
Matt: “That’s dark. I’m not a dark person, I’m the sunshine of your life.”
Dom: “Well, I’d say Wonder Woman.”
Matt: “That’s how he’d want to see me. Ever since I saw him bend over to get an injection in his bum, there’s been a strange energy between us (laughs). There’s definitely suspicion.
Interviewer: “What would you do if you know the world is going to end seven days before it happens?” Matt: “I think I’d go mad and start to do the most strange things. I’d rape all the women I’ll meet, and I will take a machinegun and shoot all the people who piss me off. I’d wreck all the cars, cut all the telephones wires and then I would go on the stage, waiting for the end. But then, I’d hope there will be really this end!
Come and watch Muse play. We don’t know what’s gonna happen, you know, I could die, my head could blow up. I could kill Dom or I could, I could, like get naked and fuck Chris.
-Matt Bellamy
Zane: Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?
Dom: Lord of the Rings.
Matt: Harry Potter!
Chris/Dom/Zane: What the @#$%?
Dom: Get Ooooout!
Chris: [laughter]
Matt: Harry Potter’s genius!
Dom: Hi, I’m Dominic.
Matt: I’m Matt, and those trousers … *laughs*
Jo Whiley: Can you explain those for me please Matt?
Matt: They’re just extremely embarrassing to be in the same band as *laughs*
Jo Whiley: They are, quite possibly the tightest, brightest pink trousers I’ve ever seen in my life, do you want to explain yourself?
Dom: He’s uh, he’s just jealous really, of my pink trousers, my flourescent pink trousers.
Jo Whiley: Where did you get them from and why?
Dom: Uh, I got them in like, uh, I think I got them in Southern Italy, I was trying to like, fit in with that…
Jo Whiley: They’re very Italian …
Dom: … Flourescent Mediterranean vibe you see down there.
Jo Whiley: O..K … And Matt, you’ve got a bright scarlet bomber jacket on as well … And uh, quite bling trainers.
Matt: Oh yeah yeah yeah, I’m trying to look a bit … Sort of fit in a bit, with the vibe, y’know just sort of blend in with the crowd, y’know?
Jo Whiley: Going along with the funky camp disco track you’ve just brought out of course, the image all goes together …
Matt: That’s why we’ve got the old uh, the camp uh, the camp disco vibe coming, coming up very soon.
Jo Whiley: Well you look fantastic, very good.
We take life seriously. But lifes too short to take too seriously. Thats where bouncy castles come in
i am confused… i was wondering, what are the autographs for?
i mean, i have no problem with it at all, its funny-, its just, im not sure what you`d do with it, i feel embarresed
jkjhjhkjhjkh to squiggle my name on a random piece of … let me see tickets, shoes, toilet roll,
breasts, knickers, albums, singles, private collection books, foreheads!, backstage passes,
100 dollar bill, various currency, love letters, guitars, drum skins, drum sticks, filofax, beer mats
towels,vodka bottles,walls, sancerre 1996, your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes, a love handle,
socks, dildo, heart, religious books, plectrums, magazines, deus cd inlay, posters, t-shirts,
and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death
who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!
heheheheheheheh not really, just kidding
just kidding just joking it wasnt me, you see? hmmmm
